Thursday, September 29, 2022

Best Opening Paragraph of All Time?

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 Shirley Jackson was born more than 100 years ago on December 14, 1916. During her lifetime, she wrote “The Lottery,” and The Haunting of Hill House, and We Have Always Lived in the Castle, the latter of which features what I consider to be the best first paragraph of all time, or at least of any novel that I have ever read. Here it is:

My name is Mary Katherine Blackwood. I am eighteen years old, and I live with my sister Constance. I have often thought that with any luck at all I could have been born a werewolf, because the two middle fingers on both my hands are the same length, but I have had to be content with what I had. I dislike washing myself, and dogs, and noise. I like my sister Constance, and Richard Plantagenet, and Amanita phalloides, the death-cup mushroom. Everyone else in my family is dead.

It almost seems like overkill to explain why this paragraph is so wonderful. It either strikes you or it doesn’t. You must have a certain sensibility to truly appreciate its charms. The rhythm is key. But let’s make an attempt, shall we?

It begins straightforwardly, with our narrator’s name—a somewhat old-fashioned way of opening a book, appropriate for our somewhat old-fashioned, or at least sheltered, perhaps even stunted, narrator. And what a name it is—a somewhat old-fashioned name, Mary Katherine Blackwood, evocative of witch trials and cultists, dense trees in far-away continents and Nancy Drew mysteries (The Ghost of Blackwood Hall was published 14 years prior to We Have Always Lived in the Castle). She tells us she is eighteen, but by the very next sentence, she already sounds younger, and she sounds younger still by the third (“I dislike washing myself” is a prim schoolgirl’s complaint—well, prim in tone if not in meaning). This too presages what will we come to discover about Merricat (for that is what she is most often called), who lives by a logic quite disconnected from that of the the adult world, i.e. the world of men, the world exterior to her cherished sororal bond, and who will aggressively reject all encroachments by same.

The real delight, for me, begins in that third sentence, which wiggles beautifully. First, we learn that Merricat wishes she were a werewolf, and so we know that she is a girl who wants magic, but a particular kind of magic—feral, earthy—and also power, and also transcendence. But it’s not only that she wishes she were a werewolf, but that with any luck at all the fact that two of her fingers are the same length would have made her one, but it hasn’t. She considers herself unlucky. She realizes that magic exists, but in this case it has passed her by. The perfect surreality of her matter-of-fact association—the length of her fingers to her potential as a werewolf—signals that Merricat is a magical thinker, and a confident one. We are entering a different world, Jackson is telling us, and it is definitively Merricat’s world. Submit to her logic or give up now. The third clause in that wiggly third sentence, I have had to be content with what I had, is almost ominous on second read—considering what exactly she’s done with what she has—but the prim stiff-upper-lipness of it is so fantastic. She is talking about not being a werewolf, remember. We all must make do with that particular shortcoming.

Next, two lists—who doesn’t love a good list?—of likes and dislikes, much like a child keeping track of her own opinions in her journal. The dislikes are slightly discordant. I would assume that a girl who dislikes washing herself would rather go in for dogs and noise, but Merricat is not simply an overgrown, magic-practicing tomboy; she is also a member of a family almost entirely cut off from society. Dogs and noise mean townspeople, and the townspeople do not care for the Blackwoods, or at least the Blackwoods who are left.

As for her likes: first we get a second pointed mention of Constance in twice as many lines, which should alert us to her importance. Richard Plantagenet, second on her list of likes, is rather more obscure. She could be referring to a number of people, including Richard the Lionheart, but she probably means the third Duke of York, whose claim to the throne (then-occupied by a weak and mentally ill Henry VI) was a primary cause of the Wars of the Roses. In 1460, the English Parliament compromised and declared that Richard would succeed to the throne after Henry VI’s death, but he was killed in battle by the Lancaster forces, and his son wound up becoming king instead. The mnemonic “Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain” is used to remember the order of the colors in the rainbow. So at any rate, now we know we’re dealing with a teenage girl bizarre and erudite enough to name a member of an ancient English dynasty, killed before he could achieve the goal he’d fought his whole life for, as one of her three favorite things.

The third favorite thing, of course, is a poisonous mushroom. This should set off certain alarm bells, especially when it is immediately followed by the revelation that everyone in her family is dead. I also count this revelation as a third mention of Constance.

It is coercive, this first paragraph. I find it impossible not to go on reading after reaching the end of it, yes, even now, when I am supposed to be writing this close reading for Literary Hub. One of my best writing teachers used to ask her class, after finishing a novel, to go back and read the first paragraph for the ways in which it predicted the rest of the text, or in the most skillful cases, taught us to read it. This paragraph is brilliant because of Merricat’s voice, and so is the rest of the book. It immediately teaches us who she is, and what this book is going to be like. That is, it gives us, in a few scant lines, a strong impression of an unusual character, and also presents all of the major themes of the novel: isolation, protective interiority, obscurity, loyalty (at least to Constance—who rings like a bell in Merricat’s mind), natural magic, poison, death, mystery. It plunges us immediately into the world that will occupy us for the next 150-odd pages, and also, in retrospect, pretty much gives away the ending. You’d think that wouldn’t necessarily be a quality of a good opening paragraph, but turns out not everything that makes this opening paragraph good can be close-read. Some of it, necessarily, is ineffable. Maybe even magic.

Emily Temple

Monday, September 26, 2022


 Since I am an early riser I have the pleasure to see all sunrises.  All are welcome. Some are memorable.  This one last week was unforgettable.    

Saturday, September 24, 2022

Oh well.




Seems blogger won't allow me to post a video I took of the American Countess with my drone.  Don't know why.  It's a technical anomaly I have yet to master.  It will, it seems allow me to post a still.  So here you go. 


I now have a fleet of drones and am attempting to master their flight personalities.  This was taken last week in Keithsburg.  I also videoed the Viking Mississippi two weeks ago and will try to post it soon.  

Monday, September 12, 2022

This And That


Joe Biden was born closer to the end of Abraham Lincoln's presidency than to the start of his own.

Lincoln's presidency ended in April 1865. Biden was born 77 years and 7 months later in November 1942.

Biden then became president in January 2021 - 78 years and 2 months after his birth.


Yikes!


 



Interesting and sad.  Cue cards for Marlon.




Organized religion.  


Friday, September 9, 2022

What To Do?

 

(”When Dorothy Allison was 17 and a freshman at a small liberal arts college in Florida, a professor posed this ethical dilemma to a core course in which she was enrolled with about 170 other first-year students.”)

Excerpted:

“You’re in a lifeboat. The wind is rising. The sea is rising. There are 19 others in the boat, too, but it can only hold 12 safely. What do you do?”

“‘Time to make some decisions! Who goes over? Who stays in? You’ve got to calculate’" 

"Is this not truly how our lives are constructed?” Allison said. “Who gets to go to school? Who gets invited to a small, special institution [and] told they have the possibility of genius? Who gets nurtured ­ led along and encouraged and shaped? Who has to stay home and watch the babies while mama cleans houses? … Who gets a scholarship? Who does not? … Is it a boat we live in? 

"It’s a lifeboat. It’s your life. It’s a nation. You are a citizen. … You are good enough to put one hand out and take the arm of the other. The wind’s rising; the boat’s bouncing; the water’s coming in: Some of us will have to hang over the side. Some of us will have to paddle. Because none of us is going down while I’m here. I’m giving up nobody. That’s not an ethical choice.”

But doing the ethical thing won’t make life easy, Allison said.

“I accept that I’m going to be miserable. And it’s gonna be hard,” she said. “The absolute answer to all the questions is: You will be afraid. It’ll hurt. There will be no simple way out. There will be no easy answer. You won’t feel better when it’s over.”

Some people in the water may lose their grip on the boat and float away. “But you will not have thrown them over,” she said. “You will not have made a pragmatic, calculated decision that your success depends on their failure. You will not have committed God’s ultimate sin. You will not have abandoned the genuine responsibility you have. You will be free. Miserable, stubborn and very powerful.”

“I want you to figure out the cost of saving everybody on the boat and share it out,” she said. “You are more free than you can imagine. You have more possibilities. You have more responsibilities. You have power you haven’t put your hands on yet. So think it through. Don’t let them give you pragmatic, evil answers. Don’t let them force you to make hurried, rushed decisions. … We need each other. We all of us need each other.”

Tuesday, September 6, 2022

Maybe A Little Civil War Wouldn't Be So Bad

Right wing crazies are calling for civil war after the lawful execution of a search at Mar-A-Lago.  Right wing crazies are usually off the grid on rational opinion, but they may have this one right.  Maybe a little civil war might just be the antidote for what is wrong with America.  That is if you consider that what is wrong with America is the 35% of us who are Trumpers. Remember, not every lobotomy was wrong. 

So, ever since grade school I have had something of a love/hate relationship with math.  The memory of my Dad behind me becoming wheezy at his inability to teach me what 9x6 was, or 8x7.  I love to hate math.  But even I recognize that sometimes you add when you subtract.  Texas loves to throw out its desire to secede from the union.  I happen to think that would be fine.  A loss, but a gain.  New math.  49 is better than 50.  Texas, or Gilead, could still do its Handmaid Tale thing with the female population, it just wouldn't have US dollars supporting its existence.  Show of hands, would anyone really miss them?  As a show of good faith we'll even give them Arizona.  When Houston gets too hot they can fly to Tuscon to cool off.  Hey, this math thing is easy, 48 is better than 50.  

Since most of the Jan 6 insurrectionists are in federal priuson by now, a civil war would bring out the rest of the deluded miscreants like that anti FBI terrorist last week who tried shooting up the Cincinnati FBI office.  Weed out all of them, and now you are pretty much looking at normal USA again.  After the Dominium lawsuit wipes out most of the little treasonous news sites, the Feds can file suit against Fox and declare them a terrorist organization, jail Hannity, Ingraham, Carlson, et al, and we'll be better off.  Once we shut down the head of the snake, the cultists who aren't out shooting their AR-15s, and just sitting at home waiting for their next fix, will begin to wean away from their Trumpist views. 

With day dreaming over, even hating Texas and Arizona and any other state that defies the Constitution needs to learn, not be jettisoned.  Cultists need to awaken, not be kicked out.  They are like our crazy uncles, stupid, idiotic and misguided, but still family.  Let's keep the Union.  Many Americans have died to keep it together and strong.  This will pass.

 

 

  

Monday, September 5, 2022

My Morning Walk





A weathered unmounted basketball hoop.  Symbolic of the town itself.







Pretty corn.








Fouled mushrooms.








First hopper of the season.  Scared Whizzy.





This guy has 4 trucks in the front...





...and one on the side.  No idea how many run.





Rain water washed away the base in this road.  Odds of it ever being fixed is murky.






Apparently this is the culprit.




 Almost home.  This is a spot that has a busted tile.  Grass won't grow and when it rains provides a watering hole for local critters.  The paw prints are fun to examine.